Heaven Help Us

So I was in Payless today looking for new lounge around sneaks (hey, we're in a recession, don't judge me!), and down on the bottom self, I found these:



Not only that, but they rang up for $1.50 - I took that as a sign. I guess I'm taking tap lessons - anybody know the injury rate? Better yet, anybody know where a rhythm-less overweight 34 year old with no dance experience can take lessons with other rhythm-less over 30's with no dance experience? I'd like to avoid being the tallest person in the room.

Happy Valentines Day.